chloe-mretz:

“Falling in love with Adam was like learning how to fly.”

did i write this article????

seansoo:

but why do we have to get married and have children

why can’t we just get a group of friends and live happily ever after in an apartment and share the profits

i’d be much happier that way

hohohobutmadefashion:

when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like

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starrysleeper:

This is 49 minutes of Noel Coward speaking. This is how Chris Colfer is going to be speaking during the movie. YOU ARE WELCOME.

girlwithdeathmask:

Me: *ignores boy*
Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍

gaymergirls:

one of my favorite things about the rivals-to-lovers trope is when one of them, at the beginning of their relationship, grumbles about how much they hate the other person’s awful face and i sort of cackle to myself like, oh man. you’re going to have it so bad. it’s going to be so great. you are going to love the CRAP out of that awful face. you’ll be composing delicious, pining, sappy sonnets about it. i love it. 

Track Title: Windows XP Installation Music

rebornica:

For those that are having Panic attacks or are nervous/anxious right now

Listen to this

tagged → #why is this so a+ #music

factota:

bampdeer:

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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Sure is actually. I believe the term you’re interested in is GENDER EQUALITY.

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theonethatgotleftbehind:

I inhale oxygen but I exhale musical theatre

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

bewbin:

whoredinarygirl:

hello I lost my voice

then how did u make this post?

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childservices:

tbh if u can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my other worst

comraderogers:

Avengers vine idea: to the tune of bohemian rhapsody, Natasha says ‘thunderbolts and lightening’, Clint says ‘very very frightening’, then the camera pans around to Thor out the window summoning lightening like ‘ME’