May 2013
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acorndarren:
tatertotblaine:
GIRL MOST LIKELY TRAILER BEFORE THE HANGOVER THREE
BEST
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2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
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sardonicheight:
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
what do you mean i’m going to get less than 6 hours of sleep and then be up for almost 24 hours
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...
sevenplusfour:
youngstero:
SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY
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i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
atomic-archangel:
Damn, that’s a cold-ass honkie.
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quentinsucks:
ive got a problem and its called older men
hungarian:
tumblr has desensitized me to humor like i used to laugh at a lot more things but now everything seems old & i feel like i’m 57 yrs old
yongmuney:
*waters the plants with my tears*
petit-ouji:
[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]
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lizthefangirl:
asphyxion:
i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing
whaT FREAKING HIGH SCHOOL WAS THAT
[[MORE]]honestly i need to erase the picture with bo from my memory and everything else because i cannot stop thinking about it and the meeting and the hug and i literally want to just curl up into a ball and cry for the rest of my life someone help me
dickfaerie:
adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic
lol.
haha.
youre so funny.
youre so hot.
of course i dont hate you.
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peevesies:
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
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saraprender:
If you watch Criminal Minds and don’t ship Morgan and Garcia, something is wrong with you.
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xekstrin:
I bet you think you’re really smart, huh? I bet you think you’re clever, punk! WELL GUESS WHAT! -strokes your face- you are
you are and I love you
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aerobicblaine asked: aerobicblaine!!!
thorsies:
summer break
Send me a url and I'll talk about them.
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in other news
not only is there a 99.999998% chance that it’s definitely going to rain tomorrow there’s also a tornado advisory
literally what the fuck
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aerobicblaine replied to your post: so remember how i said i wasn’t going to be on…
i feel you neda i’m not graduating for another year whereas everyone else is already about to/graduated :|
literally i get more and more jaded with school every day and it just needs to be over and i’m just angry now that it’s going so slowly jesus
also you are all invited to my graduation...
so remember how i said i wasn’t going to be on today that was a joke obviously and also i still have a ton of things to do for tomorrow i’m going to die
and also i’m really sad/upset because all of you guys are talking about finals and having graduated already and i’m just sitting here with FOUR WEEKS LEFT ARE YOU KIDDING ME PERCHE DIO CHE CAZZO WITH THIS BULLSHIT
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ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
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morristibbs:
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
Pretend you’re me and write me an “About Me”.
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