June 2012
itnernet:
you called me a bitch… a dog is a bitch…. dogs bark…… bark is on trees…trees are part of nature and nature is beautiful…so u called me beautiful….so thnx i guess but like no homo
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averyfunperson replied to your post: lol who needs college when fangirling on the…
i definitely went on tumblr in every single one of my human rights classes last year… and that shit was a full year course.
omg i have no idea what i’m talking about. disregard me because that class was probably very expensive and not free.
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lol who needs college when fangirling on the internet is free
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i am going to be a professional fangirl as an adult i mean i’ve had that career since i was four and i’ve only gotten better at it so it’s no harm in continuing through adulthood
wheretheducksgo:
what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though
like
she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform
like
did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or
what happened to lizzie mcguire
scottfellows:
dooiepierlala:
drzwi-do-szafy:
scottfellows:
At what point did girls stop reading about the princess being rescued by her prince charming and start reading explicit M-rated gay fanfiction?
At the tender age of 14, when they realize that the concept of Prince Charming is bullshit and having two Princes going at each other is way hotter.
Or, wait, did you mean maybe, since...
allshoutlow:
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
or cum. oh god im disgusting whats wrong with me
Me: I shall study
Me: Stares at textbook
Me:
Me: There is no homoerotic subtext in this
Me: I must go
omg
averyfunperson:
klaine-run-the-world:
@GLEEonFOX I liked when you demonstrated that two gay boys could be “just friends” #klaine #ohwaitaretheyacouple..?#becauseicouldnttell
THAT WAS MEEEEEE! :D
richwhitelesbian:
a typo and suddenly you wish you were dad
on my first day of work at mcdonalds a little girl came in with her dad and when i asked what she wanted she told me the party pack 50 piece chicken mcnugget and her dad was like no sweetheart you cant eat that much and she screamed YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITIES and then kicked her dad in the balls and he fell to the floor and she was only like 6 years old omg
tomlinsarse:
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all...
queenrickon:
if a tree falls in the forest do the other trees laugh
daxterdd:
butterscotchcreys:
lol it seems the Klaine fandom has been tweeting away
A+ fandom.
solidmercury:
bruisebanner:
princeofkokoros:
what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
#clint barton
yrelectricsurgeissweet:
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
littlelid:
May 2012
Only Brian Holden and Joe Walker can pull off...
petrichorlove:
And look so fucking HOT while doing so.
lizavery:
“Darren corrals Brian H. for some additional dance practice before putting together his own version of a StarKid costume — all things he grabbed just before he left home this morning — knee-length khaki shorts, and overlong tie and straw cap.” (x)
I KNEW HE PUT IT TOGETHER HIMSELF.
