Blaine Warbler? I’d like to introduce you to Sam Evans.
im bored and no one ever entertains me or talks to me
i feel annoying ;_;

who the fuck uses email still
people that need an appropriate way to tell their professors that they will suck some big things for an A!! Can I get an amen!!!
i just say things and hope they’re socially acceptable
proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending
proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:
my bra is as unsupportive as my father