stumblingphrases:

you were really cute until that offensive joke spewed out of your mouth: a guide to how to not be my future lover by me.

thecapricioustrickster:

fangirl challenge - [2/5] Opening Credits

→ House M.D.

staceysthings:

Bringing this back. It’s from last December.  Darren was at The Motley’s holiday party.

phistbump:

i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh

svvitzerland:

wartortles:

i hate those guys who use any opportunity to show off their abs

internetexplorers:

*subtle hints of self hatred in everything i say*

jack-baratit:

Rian is the reason for All Time Low’s success. I just know it.

opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

genericanimegirl:

forgetting what episode of a thing ur on

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

fake-mermaid:

theanti90smovement:

there is no reason for one person to have a billion dollars

unless that one person is me