“Glee” Star Samuel Larsen Cuts Off All His Signature Dreadlocks
a documentary based on the life of that guy who cleans up porn sets
so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines
no wonder its in washington
OH MY GOSH
when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time
when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them
Those chunky potato fry things are delicious.
they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit
can you see that “i wanna fucking murder you” look in my eyes? bc thats what i wanted to do to my mom
the only thigh gap i care about is the one you get when i spread your legs
do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are
Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”
Thank you to any and all of you who came out to see me on this leg of the “what.” tour. It was so great meeting all of you guys. I hope you liked the show.
And thank you to everyone who has made Zach Stone gifs and drawings and collages and other weird shit. It’s been so cool seeing the response from you guys.
Another new episode airs tonight at 1030 on MTV and its one of my favorites.
I may sound like a broken record at this point, but if you like the show, please spread the word. It’s the only way that the show can continue.
But really thank you for all that you’ve done so far, in supporting my live show and my tv show. You’ve all given me a life that I didn’t dare dream of and I am unspeakably grateful for it.
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.